“You’re so Vain”

When Coffee Rings and Carly Simon Collide: A Therapist's Musings

I am brushing off some old blogs from 2019!

There I was, watching the milk cloud my coffee, when Carly Simon's iconic lyrics drifted into my mind: "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you." And just like that, I was transported back to my childhood, when this song first introduced me to the concept of irony.

The Song That Made My Mind "Hurt in a Good Way"

Supposedly, Carly Simon wrote "You're So Vain" about record label executive David Geffen, who, according to one article, promoted Joni Mitchell over Simon. Despite years of Simon coyly suggesting the song was about a conglomerate of lovers, this revelation points to a specific moment of professional disappointment.

As a child, I was fascinated by the clever wordplay: "I bet you think this song is about you" – when of course, the entire song was about someone! It was my first taste of irony, a delicious contradiction that made my mind stretch in new ways.

I vividly imagined the milk clouding coffee, despite never having seen my non-coffee-drinking parents perform this ritual. The lyrics painted such a vivid picture that I could see it all unfold in my imagination:

"You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner"

From Coffee Rings to Deep Thoughts

Today, after finishing my coffee, I decided to paint around the ring it left in my art journal – and suddenly, this blog post was born. These little musings often come to me this way, unexpected connections that reveal deeper truths.

(And yes, for those wondering, I do have a few spots available in my practice right now!)

The Boundaries We Draw

For my entire adult life – and especially in recent weeks – I've been contemplating boundaries. I help clients establish them every day in therapy sessions. There are countless ways to create boundaries, and many of my clients aren't initially clear about what constitutes one.

Sometimes, boundaries are internal. We all need to say "no" to the voices in our heads, hopefully in a kind, loving way. If Carly Simon were my client, perhaps we could have explored her feelings about being passed over for Joni Mitchell. We might have examined:

  • The gratitude she could feel for her existing success

  • The fear of not achieving the level of recognition she desired

  • The reasons behind her need to express hurt feelings through song

When Wounds Become Habits

How long is too long to focus on old wounds? In my experience, it can take years in therapy to allow deep hurts to subside. Unresolved pain often transforms into anger – and as the saying goes, anger is just one letter short of danger.

Where does it get us when therapy sessions revolve around discussions of other people? It depends on how you approach it and for how long. Yes, I want to hear your story – I understand the profound longing to be heard! But to what end?

A skilled therapist will eventually turn you back toward yourself, helping you recognize your role in your own story. What can you change? What must you work toward releasing?

Writing Your Own Song

I hope that over time, Carly could release her anger. After all, what does someone else's vanity have to do with you? That's them, not you. As the song ironically points out – it's not about you.

The healthier approach? Look into the mirror without vanity and decide what you can change today. Consider the wisdom of the serenity prayer. Focus on yourself – you're the only one you have!

Write your own song.

Thanks for reading, and please share if you feel so inclined.

- Bridget

Ink and Insight: A Therapeutic Watercolor Exploration for Children and Caregivers

Experience a nurturing therapy group where watercolor becomes your bridge to deeper family connection and emotional understanding.

Details at a Glance:

  • Small, intimate setting (only 3 parent-child pairs)

  • For children ages 3-6 years

  • Every Wednesday in July (starting 7/9) from 10 am-12 pm

  • Located in the Flood Building (transit-accessible)

  • $300 for the full series

  • Superbills provided for insurance. You give this “receipt” to your insurance, and you will bring down your deductible or get some money back (check with your insurance before you pay).

What to Expect:

Each session begins with a mindfulness circle and themed exploration (belonging, creativity, and self-esteem) before parent-child pairs learn accessible watercolor techniques. You'll engage in guided creative prompts that invite authentic expression of feelings and family experiences.

The experience is enriched each week, adding markers, glue, and music! You are advised not to wear your favorite white shirt, but we should make minimal messes. We balance structure with creative freedom, inviting you to maintain a daily art journal for one month. Many families report greater ease in daily interactions following this practice.

Why Join Us:

When parents and children create side-by-side, art becomes both a mirror and a window—reflecting personal experiences while offering fresh perspectives on family dynamics. Watercolor provides a gentle way to develop visual communication tools for discussing complex emotions.

LGBTQIA+ families are especially welcome! Have multiple children? Ask about our August group.

Intake sessions are available starting in May. Space is limited—reach out today!

#FamilyTherapy #ExpressiveArts #ParentChildConnection

Warmly,
Bridget Bertrand (she/her)
Licensed Marriage & Family Therapist (LMFT 83020)
Expressive Arts Facilitator - Coach

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Acceptance

Some memories from 2019 (!) that still ring true today:

My big adventure this year has been traveling back to New York City and visiting Georgia—a beautiful mirror of the different regions where I've lived my life (north/south). I hope you're finding some time for your own adventures this summer too!

Finding My Path Forward

Lately, I've been contemplating how to grow my business and truly embody this full-time private practice life. Writing has been on my mind quite a bit. There's a part of me that has always wished I could be a writer—you know, "a room of one's own" and all that.

Perhaps it was listening to Elizabeth Gilbert and seeing her speak earlier this year. She's so remarkably composed and well-spoken, AND she writes for a living. Could I do that? Could I transform these blog posts into something truly helpful? We shall see, but for now, here's a start—a little story from your colleague/therapist/future therapist.

My Journey: From Theater to Therapy

I graduated from college with a degree in theatre, education, and no job. College had been a profound time of self-exploration, but afterward, I found myself working at a bar in my small hometown. It quickly became clear that I needed to figure out my next step sooner rather than later.

When the call came asking if I wanted to share a house in New York City with two guys I knew and one I didn't, I jumped at the opportunity. My parents are pretty amazing—thinking back on it years later, I realize they didn't have to support that decision, but they did!

Living in Brooklyn was a dream come true! I worked hard, took acting classes, and performed in a few plays. The most important lesson I learned is that while I am independent, I have always had help. I've had the privilege of growing up in a safe town with enough food to eat and a loving family.

Despite struggling in school, with writing, and with communication, I found my path. I wrote my first monologue, then a short one-woman show, and eventually performed with a dance theatre troupe. I wouldn't trade these experiences for any other path.

Embracing the Journey—Mistakes and All

Recently, my child asked what mistake I would change if I could. Honestly, I couldn't settle on just one. Sure, I wish I hadn't hurt people (even inadvertently). I wish I had stood up for folks who faced discrimination in my hometown.

But when I take inventory of my life, there isn't a huge choice I regret enough to change. Why am I sharing this "accept everything happens for a reason" message today? I believe my own therapy has helped me embrace this truth (most days). Therapy continues to help me come to terms with this fact of life: every mistake, every moment, is an opportunity to learn.

My Approach to Therapy

When you work with me, you'll find that I tackle your challenges with the same philosophy I apply to my own life. We're here to learn and to be in relationships. I believe there is inherent good in all of us.

Though I didn't become an actor, I can help you process emotions, the deep work actors engage in daily. I especially enjoy helping people in transition and can also support folks with parenting challenges. (Check out my last blog about expressive arts if you haven't already!)

Let's Connect

I'm available for sessions most days in person and online.

Whether you need individual therapy, a group session, or a day-long workshop for your workplace, I'd love to help. While I don't see couples, I can provide additional support for individuals engaged in couples therapy.

Let's try to find some time to connect or reconnect soon.

Thanks for reading!

Warmly,
Bridget